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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
snuggetfish

Anonymous asked:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeDLj11A/


I saw this on tik tok and just couldn’t stop myself from sharing. Being the little shit majima is, he would definitely do this shit LMAO

snuggetfish answered:

GJHJHK somehow I’d never thought of what a turkey’s neck would look like skinned and now that I do I can’t guarantee I wouldn’t react the same 😂😂😂

One fine day, Majima goes out bowling and a few hours later proudly walks into the family office carrying… an actual turkey.
Alive? Hmmm I think in this case it would likely end up as their mascot instead of dinner. But in the hypothetical scenario where it would be both whole, but also prepped and ready for the oven… yeah he’d weaponize that neck 😂

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Homeland

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First Hetalia doodle in a while. So yeah. For those who don’t know and/or are curious - I live in Canada and I’ve been living here for a while now.

Originally I wanted to include all of countries that shaped my identity - Poland, England, Scotland, the Netherlands and Canada.

I ended up drawing only Canada because I’m just being lazy lmao.

Do I miss Europe? Sometimes. I miss the food and how close everything is. I miss being able to just walk in the city and I miss the architecture.

Do I miss Poland? No. No I don’t. Especially when I see what’s happening there and what my friends and family tell me (and they are all over the politics spectrum so it’s not like I’m under this ‘lefty propaganda’) and I know that it’s just not a country for me.

Do I miss the UK? Sort of. As I mentioned they are things that I miss in Europe but what I definitely don’t miss is prejudice. I was discriminated against in the UK because I had a stigma of being born in the Eastern Europe. I was the second class citizen and the English did let me know this. Canada gave me probably the best gift I could ask for - a blank slate.

To people in here I’m like a person form another province. The fact that they are blissfully ignorant of my country of origin is for the most part wonderful. For the first time I’m free of the cleaner/stripper/prostitute stereotype/stigma and it’s wonderful.

Will I stay in Canada forever? I don’t know but it’s a country I wouldn’t mind living in. I have some work offers in East Asia and SA so I’ll see what’s going to happen next.

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I’ve managed to finish Kiwami 2 before my uni starts. Yay!

My first reaction? The ending was fucking stupid XD!

! SPOILER!

After Terada came back from death to turn out to be a mastermind behind the whole thing just to not be the mastermind and for the mastermind to be killed by Ryuji was kind of anti-climactic. As in the element of surprise was so exaggerated that in the end it was like a parody and I couldn’t take it seriously.

Kaoru and Kiryu relationship feels flat like there’s 0 chemistry going on. I didn’t like it and I still don’t feel it.

Majima defusing the bomb was pure gold - I loved it. I’m going to use was a reaction meme.

!SPOILER ENDS HERE!

I like the plot to a certain extent, the concept of war and the dragon of Kansai. I like Sotenbori (though where’s Dragon and Tiger?! Not even mentioning? Rly?!) and Majima Saga. Side stories were good and I had fun doing them. I like Daigo and Yayoi was awesome.

Cabaret minigame is awesome regardless and I loved every second of it. It’s nice to see Yuki again.

Overall good game, retarded engine and ending like a parody.

The kiss at the end made me a bit uncomfortable. Guys…Haruka is watching, Date is watching, heck! I’m watching!

If I had to rate Yakuza games by the time I’ve spend on playing the ranking would look like this:

1st Yakuza 0 - 204,7 hours

2nd Yakuza Kiwami 2 - 139,1 hours

3rd Yakuza Kiwami - 96,8 hours

Ofc Kiwami is way shorter than 0 and 2 so it wouldn’t be fair to judge those games by this standard.

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My fucking gosh

Finally! I’ve managed to do the fucking golf bingo and baseball grind.

As much as I like the main story and the sidequests I doubt I’ll play Kiwami 2 ever again after finishing chapter 13.

Minigames, grind and 4 Amon missions in this game are not worth it. I still hate Dragon engine but not as much.

Golf made me miss Ogita dance battle but no Outrun. Outrun can suck my non-existimg balls, alongside golf.

Also why tf karaoke is so difficult now?!

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